sorry i havent posted in a while, nothing funny has happened in a long time.

do you guys want another funny story?

yes or no, tell me in comments.

so uhhhhh uhm ive got this funny story about my father and how he drove everyone bananas.

one morning i woke up and i was REALLY hungry so i went downstairs and i asked for breakfast. however to my surprise, we were having bacon and eggs which usually take a long time to make. so i went into the kitchen to grab a banana, but there were none left! i then told my dad that we need to buy some more bananas, and he proceeded to order more online. later in the day the groceries came, which included the bananas. in one of the bags i found the bananas, however, they gave us way more bananas than my dad had ordered. there were about 7 whole bunches of bananas! my dad said we cant eat them all before they go bad so he decided to go offer some bananas to our friends. so my dad got in his car and literally drove everyone bananas! (please laugh)

i have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, i do not expect to be forgiven i am simply here to apologize.

i made a very cringe post the other day about rapping, however it was so cringe that everyone who saw it lost half of their braincells. in apology i am giving everybody free cyanide, drink up!

im a friggin rap god

i got that dad bod

why am i making this post

when i see you im finna roast

im not very good at rhymes

when i was little i really liked limes

those were good times

im sitting next to a heater

im not a meat beater

when you walk down the street they say "bro is not him"

what the hell is an anacronym

if you think fall guys is mid i will shove fart slop diarrhea snot down your throat

this is important message if ur seein this rn then i just ate a sandwich